somebody give him a world stupidity award

i should be doing my work, but right now i really need to rant.

actually, i don't see how i can possibly resume working on my report without doing so.

there's this stupid little boy who had just provoked me so; i really don't want to be giving him the satisfaction by reacting to it - but i couldn't help feeling bothered.

right now i have the urge to chuck things at him.

for the past four to five months, he has been harassing me to go out him through, you name it: email, MSN, text, phone calls, Facebook, and Friendster (which zaman kuno caveman still uses Friendster?).

i swear to God he's border-lining stalking me. like, how desperate can a person possibly get?

yes yes, most of you who know me personally may very well ask if i actually told him to piss off, instead of my usual avoidance behaviour-type crap (and for those who don't know me too closely... my greatest downfall is that i have always felt uncomfortable rejecting people).

but as for this guy, i have told him flat-out that I WOULD NEVER DATE HIM, on numerous occasions. pretty harshly too.

but i guess that amoeba-brain can't understand basic human speech, as he has now resorted to phoning me in the middle of the night.

it is steadily getting more annoying, and it is also becoming an actual harassment (no shit!) as not only does it interrupt me when i am asleep, but i have resorted to switching off my phone during classes (as i do not have call screening and the bloody idiot will just phone and phone and phone). this has caused me to miss a few important calls.

the final straw came when i was trying to finish writing my Industrial Training report (which is long overdue) just now, and this stupid thick-skinned fellow kept interrupting my thought process by phoning me non-stop.

it was extremely distracting, and i finally became angry enough to actually pick up, and i basically shouted all the colours of the rainbow (Chinese proverb) at him.

he got angry when i asked him to stop behaving like a desperate psychopath, and in turn called me a "fucking stuck-up bitch who thinks she's all that".

then he proceeded to tell me that he's offering me "the real deal, that he's rich, smart, blah blah blah" and that i should "stop being such a commitment phobic".

that wanker! and smart my ass - do smart people insult someone they are trying to date by saying things like, and i quote, a "fucking stuck-up bitch who thinks she's all that" ?

so i said, "you're fucking pathetic. and i don't care if you're a fucking billionaire, money can't buy you style, chivalry, grace, finesse, or me."

i hung up on him before he could say anything in return, and that gave me a bit of satisfaction, but i am still fucking pissed off.

and yes, i am a commitment phobic because i am constantly disappointed to find that real men are not like those of the storybook variety.

and no wonder too, with dickwads like him in existence.

it's not like i'm looking for a fairytale Prince Charming or a Byronic hero (i hate those sort of characters, actually); but slimy, non-enchanted frogs are not acceptable either. what happened to the reluctant/anti hero-type guys?

do they not exist in real life?

and if you happen to read this, mr. dickwad, and i am sure you will, you fucking stalker - just so you know, if you call me again i will lodge a police report for harassment, and post your mobile number up on cyberspace for all to see.

don't say i didn't warn you.