i hate people i meet at taxi stands

you may remember this encounter (scroll down to scene 3).
well, today, i managed to meet another aunty who tried to cut queue (right in front of me!) at a taxi stand.

i know a lot of Malaysians don't have the etiquette to line up, but what are the odds that these stupid aunties always seem to pick me?? i seriously don't understand why i'm always so unfortunate to chance upon such horrid people. i mean, do i have the face of a pushover?

on a happier note, the amount of them who had suffered my wrath is numerous (i think they can start a help group together already) and i'm sure they'll think twice before cutting queue again.

scene: there are about a dozen people in line, all waiting for taxi at the Wangsa Maju LRT station's taxi stand, where there isn't a single taxi in sight.

*a stupid bitch cuts in front of me, pretending that she wants to pass through to the other side, then STAYS PUT*

me: (*loudly*) excuse me miss, please queue.

*stupid bitch turns around, sneers, gives me a whatchoogonnadoboutit? stare, and turns back to face the front*

me: (*in my head: GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!*) HOI, lady, WE WERE ALL HERE FIRST, PLEASE GO TO THE END OF THE LINE.

other lady behind me: yalah, we were here first you know, don't be so kurang ajar like this la, never go school ah?

stupid bitch: (*shows black face while refusing eye contact*) i am veli late.

me: waah, being late gives you the goddamn right to cut queue izzit? what the hell is wrong with you?

stupid bitch: eh! you dun act crever ah! you dun have the light to curse me ah! (*shoves me on my shoulder*)

me: (*resisting the urge to pummel her to the ground with my hard-file*) i can speak to you however i please, because goddamn jahanam people like you don't deserve even an ounce of respect! and YOU have NO FUCKING RIGHT TO TOUCH ME.

other lady behind me: yalar, i can be witness you know, a lot of people here also can be witness, we report police for assault then you know!

stupid bitch: i where got touch her! who wants to touch you, you think you make of gold izzit? hah? some more wear so low cut, you scare the world dunno you got big neh-nehs izzit? i ree-pot you back for indecent explosure then you know!

*someone from the back: "oi aunty, you tak malu wan izzit? just queue up la!"*

other lady behind me: excuse me, got which part is indecent, you from what century? and that's beside the point, it has nothing to do with the fact that you shoved her! and which part of queuing up that you don't understand?

me: (*in my head: NIAMAH, this is personal nih!*) you jealous izzit, i got nice breasts and you look like a landing strip? (*gives her the good old once over*) some more stomach fat like shit, you ate your mother for breakfast ah?

stupid bitch: you stupid kurang ajar small girl! who are you to kutuk me?? at least i don't look like i'm wearing a hankerchief! you think you very pretty now izzit?

me: what do you mean, i think? of course i'm pretty lah! and you critisized me first, you stupid bitch! you so retarded that you cannot remember what you said a minute before izzit? you ugly just say you ugly lah, don't have to take it out on pretty people you know? if you were the first human being ever made ah, God will kill you and try to forget about the whole fiasco and start over because you are THAT fucking ugly!

*stupid bitch stares at me, dumbfounded and speechless, then promptly walks away*

me: good riddance!

other lady behind me: waah, girl, you very terror ah...



ps. haha, before you guys say anything - yes, i know my comeback was very vain XD